Some dude who plays games and knows way too many memes that nobody gets. Humor is darker than a cotton field on a good work day, so basically everyone steers clear of me *shrug*


Best Quotes
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- "I would do battle with a pack of mountain lions inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonalds with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shake weight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon just to get a chance to share a freshly baked pizza pie with you over skype with a dial up connection." ~ i dont even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know

- *about to deafeat god in Oh.....Sir!* *wins with the line* - "Your sister died because of Satan"

- Leeroy - "WHY DID YOU LEVEL UP FROM POSTING CHEESE?
me - *unbridled cackles and death squeals*
Leeroy - "CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"