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So thee bethink thou art a valorous playeth'r and thy ego is sky high, the reality of facts is yond thou art lacking valor, all thee can doth is holdeth angles.

not once has't i seen thee actually useth art to winneth 'gainst me in a 1 v'rsus 1 situation, the reasoneth thee wonneth yond matchmaking game is because thee abus'd tight angles and unfair game mechanics such as preaiming, prefiring and flashing.

i in earnest doubteth i'll ev'r seeth thee in a professional counteth'r-strike environment because we both knoweth thou art nothing but a one hitteth wond'r, tryeth to did beat me again in a matchmaking game and seeth what happeneth because we both knoweth deep down yond i shall winneth.

i has't ov'r 50,000 confirm'd ak47 kills in mine own entire life and am extremely proficient in the awp. Mine own 1v1 winrate is 99. 95% and mine own 1v5 winrate is just ov'r 50%. I striketh feareth into those who is't playeth 'gainst me in a clutch situation.

October 31st 2033, Kwangmyong Station, Pyongyang

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Stinky boi