My idol is The Texas Hammer - Jim Adler .
My official scent is Crank Shaft #5 .
Licensed fire prevention professional in the great state of Texas.




Left hand is the bag, right hand is the buddy!

I identify as a gay rattlesnake named Fabio Enchilada.

"It's gonna be a wrap, and I ain't talkin' burrito!"


Maybe... maybe yes ... Maybe yes squared ...
Maybe yes squared times infinity ... Oh yeah, balls deep in infinity ...


"We got a level 100 dumpster *I DONT LIKE BLM* here..."

"I'll suck your ♥♥♥♥, full ♥♥♥♥, but not gay." - Daeth

When there is no more room in hell, the Silvers will roam the Earth.

"Equation for titties = (Pound of Milk) X (Gravity of Smack)"

"Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier."

"I want a cheeseburger, ♥♥♥♥♥, and a cigarette."

"Boy you built like a damn deep freezer!"

the song that will sound the dong
the dong for the end - Trevor

"I'm here, I mean business, but i'm also gentle." - Trevor

"I'm respectful, but I'm not whipped." - Tyler

HELP ME!

I ♥♥♥♥ THE CHAIR!


To Shimmy, or not to Shimmy, that is the mix-up:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Throw and Wake-up Buttons of a straightforward Setup,
Or to Shimmy against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them!

JERK MY MERCILESS MEAT

The best pick up line I have:

"Your eyebrow game is hella strong!"


I was asked if I could ask god one question about anything, what would it be?
I answered..

"Have you ever bent over sneezing and blown out a tampon?"

"Know not thy rump, never shalt thou triumph"

"They like, 'Savage why you going to boot Barn when you don't got no boots on?'"

Maxamillion Moneybags: how long does it take you to get home?
Maxamillion Moneybags: nevermind
+Veito: after this ♥♥♥♥ im about to take wanna gta?
Maxamillion Moneybags: dang i gotta ppoo
+Veito: LOL
Maxamillion Moneybags: LOL
+Veito: our asses are in sync
Maxamillion Moneybags: BROTHERS IN ♥♥♥♥♥

Border Patrol 357 : 82 k is
Border Patrol 357 : -312 f
Border Patrol 357 : ˙ ͜ʟ˙
C-Droid ʷᵒʷᵒʷᵒʷᵒʷ : ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
+Veito : ᕦ( ͡͡~͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ

(We where asked if the U.S. should fund space exploration.)
+Veito : We will not be able to thrive as a species unless we explore further
Border Patrol 357 : i just wanna chill with some alien homies inn space
Border Patrol 357 : ya feel me
+Veito : I mean
+Veito : 2 different people

+Veito: succ
Noir: ^

+Veito: who should host
+Veito: you or daeth
♡椎名♡: daddy
+Veito: death it is
♡椎名♡: Daddy doesn't mean grandma
+Veito: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toasted

>Snake<: Santa
>Snake<: You are gay?
+ᵛᵉⁱᵗᵒ: Out of all the things
+ᵛᵉⁱᵗᵒ: No.
>Snake<: Oh that's good
+ᵛᵉⁱᵗᵒ: Why the hell did you even ask that.
>Snake<: Cuz im a curious boi
+ᵛᵉⁱᵗᵒ: Why ask me,.
>Snake<: Cuz you are a beautiful human being
+ᵛᵉⁱᵗᵒ:

Not a Clod: r8 my deag spray tactic
+Veito: 0/10
Not a Clod: ♥♥♥ u lol
+Veito: r8 my r8 right click
Not a Clod: recoil's a ♥♥♥♥♥/10
+Veito: LOL

Suicide isn't funny pal.