Alfonso Green
Shanker   Florida, United States
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THE PRETTY BOYS ESPORTS
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Old quotes
Snapple Waffle: shanker_down
Snapple Waffle: Circling TF logo has to be the worst unusual effect

Haters B-Day Tomorrow: I'll have wifi at your funeral.
Haters B-Day Tomorrow: So people show up :3

ays: Shanker if you were a phising bot
ays: Id press your link
ays: That was sexual

Dammi C: Keep stabbin

LL || Borg: I'm gonna experiment harder than a suburban Christian girl in her first week of college.

Muffineon?: don't act dumb
Muffineon?: the wisest advice i can ever give

8:18 PM - A Very Merry Muffin?: you think your case would stand in court?
8:18 PM - black person: I would like to see your case aganist my defending claims
8:19 PM - black person: and this is about someone owning a body pillow
8:19 PM - black person: why would this need to go to court
8:19 PM - black person: body pillows are not worth time in prison
8:19 PM - A Very Merry Muffin?: I'LL TAKE IT TO THE SURPREME COURT IF I HAVE TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Forskjellige Gode Ting: Silent cant you see that your not the boy for me
Forskjellige Gode Ting: I know it might be wrong but, Im in love with silent's mom
ѕιℓєηтηιηנα: i think im gonna go slit my wrists now

1:14 AM - 「 」 Daring {♥}: A Super F? Not even Super F is capable of representing the amount of damage you have wrought upon the body of the English language.
1:17 AM - Shanker?: What would you say represented how much damage I did to the english language?
1:17 AM - 「 」 Daring {♥}: A void that once was the language.
1:18 AM - Shanker?: Latin?
1:17 AM - 「 」 Daring {♥}: But it's hard to give an absence of something.
1:18 AM - 「 」 Daring {♥}: You monster.

6:37 PM - ManSkirtDude101: shanker you are officially
6:37 PM - ManSkirtDude101: the most whitest black guy i know
6:38 PM - ManSkirtDude101: congratulations

1:07 AM - Shanker: can I call you daddy
1:07 AM - ѕιℓєηтηιηנα: don't even think about it.
1:07 AM - ѕιℓєηтηιηנα: don't ever.
1:07 AM - Shanker: Hey daddy ;0
1:07 AM - ѕιℓєηтηιηנα: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shanker

2:16 PM - Momoitin: shanker
2:16 PM - Momoitin: thats a good joke
2:16 PM - Momoitin: but
2:16 PM - Momoitin: if you take a few letters out of shanker and put a few in
2:16 PM - Momoitin: you get "♥♥♥♥♥♥"

[SM] ADMIN: Permanently banned player "ryboy" (reason: Inappropriate Language).
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severe smoking addict Jul 23, 2023 @ 5:17am 
adding to trade
Worlds Weakest Poptart Enjoyer Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:37am 
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your ♥♥♥♥ ten times (if you don't have one, grab the nearest ♥♥♥♥ closest to you). 2.shout your favorite porn star's name five times. 3. scream your favorite sex position three times. 4. paste this to four other ♥♥♥♥ buddys. If you do this, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will lick you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this. then you will have a very jiggly ♥♥♥♥ (if you don't have one, you'll get to receive a limpy ♥♥♥♥ in the next hour via a UPS package). SEND THIS TO 5 ♥♥♥♥ BOYS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE CRY 6 TEARS AND LOOK UP INTO THE SKY, STARS WILL ALIGN AND IT WILL READ \"YOU ARE A PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥\". THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrn
gb Oct 2, 2022 @ 1:30pm 
b4nny alt acc?
Drumtxt Sep 29, 2022 @ 9:34pm 
-rep played a UGC Iron scrim against this man a long time ago, but he wiped the floor with us and carried his team. Didn’t even tell us he was actually UGC steel at the time. Completely unfair. Sleezy and deceptive gamer. -0/10
foregoo your mustardation Aug 29, 2022 @ 3:09pm 
Hi. I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul. Saul Goodman, attorney at law.
foregoo your mustardation Jul 17, 2022 @ 11:47pm 
its all ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles until someone giggles and ♥♥♥♥♥ 💯