Sometimes, when I ♥♥♥, I like to imagine that my ♥♥♥♥ is actually a bowl of Oatmeal, and that my hand is Owen Wilson.

Together, these two things combine to make a Sparrow that not only flies, it also creates small Italian villages inside of rival mammals.

Long story short, I am a misogynistic ♥♥♥♥ temple that enjoys hefty buttlicks and dastardly vaginal hoods.

Fight me. On the way out, be sure to ♥♥♥♥ your waitress and invent the steering wheel.