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"I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me."
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

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How to use your Fasteroid™

1. I own a Sandbox Garry's Mod server called "E2 Beyond Infinity" with 20x E2 limits and lax rules.
  You should stop by sometime, it's a cool place.

2. Provided I'll enjoy it and I have enough time, I'll help you with anything I feel qualified to free of charge.
  If I won't enjoy it but still have enough time, I may be willing to do it for pay.

3. Put effort into asking good questions—otherwise I won't (and probably can't help you.
  Tell me what is wrong and how it should be.
  Also, don't ask to ask. [dontasktoask.com] It's annoying.

4. I can only hold meaningful conversation with one person at a time, and get overloaded very easily.
 If I request a moment to get my bearings, it is likely in your best interest to grant it.

5. Always tell the truth, and please don't withhold information. I don't care if there's a "good reason".
 Without proactive communication, our experiences will always be sub-optimal.

6. I will "blacklist" social interactions entirely for people I deem hostile, manipulative, or harmful to my wellbeing.
 Please don't be one of these people. I'm sad I still have to use this system.

7. Don't give me hope. If you are female and unreasonably nice to me, I WILL catch feelings for you.
 This is not a valid excuse to be a di‍ck to me—see TOS entry #6.