Don't think about buttholes while playing counter strike.

This isn't airsoft ♥♥♥♥♥♥ [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com]

Always wear a helmet [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com]

Buttholes are the only thing you should think about while playing counter strike.

All purchases of the second semmester will get a fleshlight, because most an heroes are virgins. I hope to see you in class.


A backpack (or shoulder bag if you have downs)

A cat (so you can ♥♥♥♥ it)

Big ol' auto guns in .50 caliber

Stolen car radios

x3 Juicy Juice boxes (the ones with 100% juice ♥♥♥♥♥♥)

A dog (so you can ♥♥♥♥ it)

A bird (so you can ♥♥♥♥ it)