MyBro .

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

+rep jewish

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Fade? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042119241/

Putin to Malaysia airlines: You get me through this round of str8 garbo while I steal♥♥♥♥♥♥and you'll be my dog forever dude.
Malaysia airlines: Okay.... well, what you mean
Putin: I'm gonna use 2 of your planes in a screwball story putting eyes everywhere but on me son.
Malaysia airlines: are you going to hurt anyone
Putin: No dude, chill out you're always buggin.
Malaysia airlines: nah I know man, it's that cali bud
Putin: you smoking keef?
Malaysia airlines: no flower but it's good. so you going to be able to make people believe that you hit a plane 30k feet in the air from the ground from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ old hand cannon?
Putin: Oh yeah man,♥♥♥♥♥♥yeah these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ are all like "baa paa raaa paaa"
Malaysia airlines: yeah that they do sound like that, okay.