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I like droiv'n in the Porche 928. I don't care that Hammon and may don't like it because they are pikeys.

Last week i put 60mgs of cyanide in Hammond's water cup (he is from Birmingham so that serves him right)
I like it when my car goes fast.
Engine noises make my ♥♥♥♥ rock hard. This one time, James May dared to tell me my Porche 928 was ''rubbish''

So i revved my Porche up to 9000rpm and used the vibrations to give my ♥♥♥♥ a boost, and used that to absolutely obliterate May's opinion and his pelvis.

James is in the hospital now.

and I am droiv'n


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as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
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