I define myself as a Bipolar Junction Transistor.

I knew I was a BJT because I felt very attracted to electronic boards, and I really wish I was inside,connected to other components, sucking current through my base and amplifying it according to my gain, I know I'm an NPN transistor but I haven't decided which gain curve would suit me.

I do not consider gender to be binary, gender is totally socially constructed, if it wasn't we would have more people identifying as attack helicopters, which would be my second option.

My parents dont understand how hard it is to wish to be a silicon glass doped with exotic transition metals and encased in a TO-220 package. When I tell them they tell me I should be a metal oxide feild transistor, but I don't to at all.

Sometimes I stick a cable through my penis pretending its my base and I spend several hours screaming amplifying the signals I feel.
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