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SuperiorServers [www.superiorservers.co]

http://pastebin.com/5TpSQkkx
TLDR Sal is a big bad skid

http://kob.pastebin.com/f5946c876
That guy fails at trying to attack servers

http://pastebin.com/syhZyr0i
This guy sucks at thinking.

http://pastebin.com/srG7tDgF
...What?

http://pastebin.com/XGi1hG98
And this guy is just a kid being "scary".