-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard cuck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hello Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the assumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female in the Nut Inc discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you ever require guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at an hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I’m not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to any female that comes my way, unlike my peers… So rest assured that I will be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a player 2… a companion, a partner, and perhaps we could enjoy some video games together sometime.

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.