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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
When I was but a tiny wee strapping young lad, I was having a jolly time in my yard. That's when I found an ant. Now, I wasn't the brightest child, and my experience with the demon-♥♥♥♥♥ known as ants was at an all-time low. So I actually picked up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It immediately sunk it's gigantic pincers into my supple little boy flesh. I screamed like I'd never screamed before. My mother had to come outoutside to get the bastard off my finger.Ants are the bane of my existence. Whenever I want to do something fun, ants get in the way. Maybe it's just me, maybe it's my curse. Maybe you get along fine with and coexist with ants, but not me. When I see an ant I squish that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with no further thought, because that's what life has conditioned me to do.