Being friend with u gave me:

AIDS
Alzheimer's disease
Anal abscesses
Anal Itching
Anal Tear
Anxiety
Asthma
Autism
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
Bad breath
Bacterial vaginosis
Bipolar disorder
Bone cancer
Brain cancer
Brain damage
Brain tumours
Changes in bowel movements
Celiac disease
Chest infection
Chest pain
Chicken pox
Chlamydia
Chronic illness
Cold sores
Common cold
Cough
Crippling depression
Dementia
diabetes
diarrhea
depression
down syndrome
eating disorders
Ebola
Epilepsy
Erectile dysfunction
Farting
Fungal nail infection
genital herpes
gonorrhea
hallucinations
hepatitis A, B, C, D, E
herpes
high cholesterol
HIV
Kidney infection
Liver disease
Nosebleed
Obesity
Panic disorder
Parkinson's disease
Personality disorder
Prostate cancer
Radiation poisoning
Walking Corpse Syndrome
Stiff Person Syndrome
Stoneman Syndrome
Stroke
Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
toenail fungus
Tuberculosis
T-posing syndrome
Urinary track infection
Vomit disorder
Whooping cough

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.