Black Jesus or BJ for close friends, is a characte of biblical proportions - a quirky mix of vice and virtue. In HOİ 4, he can be the epitome of betrayal, a backstabber who'd sell your troops for a nickel; in Stardew Valley, he's the creepy neighbor, more likely to piss at your crops than water them. Space Engineers showcases his lack of cosmic know-how. Yet, in the realm of Rocket League, he transforms - here, he's a divine goalie, stopping goals as if performing miracles. Playing with him is an exercise in patience.
Also beware BJ often leaves his microphone on, treating you to the constant, crunchy symphony of his snacking sessions.

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