Here come Mister Five by Five

Some people ask me how I can focus and I tell them it's because my brain is evolved past the primacy of the average peon. But the woman who asked me that is a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ who can't understand simple logic to begin with. If I ever see that dumb ♥♥♥♥ Lindsay I'm going to give her an earful of swears and no remorse judgements because I'm an alpha male and I don't hold back when talking to that gender.
I can do over 100 push ups in under 26 minutes and I'll crush your weak and pathetic head by running it between my thumb and my index finger, you fat pathetic wretch. My brain is capable of solving multiple math problems at once and I've solved numerous crosswords.
But you'll know I'm a true alpha male because of my headsets and my cool shirt. If you aren't wearing rugby shirts your a total ♥♥♥♥♥ and my boys won't hesitate to groupkick your ass and stomp you like the weak trash you are.

Drah di net um. Schau schau der kommissar geht um oh oh

hon hon hon hon

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